Spare Change

If you've got any, here's a good place to send it:

The Jamie A. Hulley Fund for the Arts

Happy birthday, Jamie.

MRI of DOOOM!

Because my knee is a little bitch, I have to get an MRI tomorrow. I hope my head doesn't explode midway through it. This has been known to happen (but only on TV)!!!!!

Someone Needs Sensitivity Training

I overheard this at a Starbucks the other morning. A woman was making conversation with a man ahead of her in line. It was early in the morning, and I guess they were both tired and bummed at having to report to work after the long holiday weekend. I should also mention that the man was paraplegic:

Woman: "Some mornings, I can barely walk."

To his credit, the paraplegic man did not respond by backing his wheelchair over her face.