Tacky Christmas 2007

A little late, but it's still Christmas! Time for my annual tacky Christmas decorations entry. I changed things up a little this year and did not go to Norrywood because even though it's a horror show for fans of good taste, it's the same thing every year. Get some new decorations, Mr. Norry. Even the fake snow is looking a little worn out.

Without further ado:

Ye Gods!

Here's a closer shot:

The best thing about this house ...

... is that these are their next door neighbors. I wonder if they're good friends who enjoy decoration together or mortal rivals locked in a never-ending feud over who has the most holiday spirit.

I guess Santa moved.

DON'T FORGET ABOUT JESUS EVERYBODY. NOW APPEARING LIVE IN VEGAS APPARENTLY.

This house wasn't too obnoxious, although I do wonder what Pac-Man ghosties have to do with Christmas.

I like this one because the reindeer look like fat rabbits and that one in the back is doing something very wrong to Blitzen.

This house is loaded with ugly, but the scariest part has got to be ...

... that life-size, motorized Santa hanging out in the front door. The people who live here actually came home while I was taking pictures and had to move the Santa out of the way in order to enter their own house. Tacky AND inconvenient.

And finally, the tackiest house of all. I actually found this picture on some gossip website. It's Charlie Sheen's house. Now that he's engaged again and can't spend his money on hookers, I guess he invested in lights:

PUTTING THE CHRIST IN CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!!!!