Attention Random Google Searcher:

To the person who came to this site via a google search for "web shots of middle school girls pool party":

IT IS 99% CERTAIN THAT YOU ARE A PERVERT. PLEASE TURN YOURSELF INTO THE NEAREST POLICE STATION IMMEDIATELY IF NOT SOONER.

If you happen to pass one of finer booksellers where my book is sold on your way there, feel free to stop in and buy a few copies. BUT ONLY IF YOU STAY WELL AWAY FROM THE CHILDREN'S BOOK SECTION.